• things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

givemeanirwin:

*hears heartbreak girl riff in the distance*

you cALL ME UP

*kicks down door* IT’S LIKE A BROKEN RECORD

*screams out into night* SAYING THAT YOUR HEART HURTS

*knee slides into infinity* THAT YOU’LL NEVER GET OVER HIM

*colapses into nothingness* GETTING OVER YOU

(Source: hecticirwin, via criesobrien)

  • me: *tries to breathe*
  • kim kardashian hollywood app: you dont have enough energy to do that

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

(via manda)

  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

vetoing:

how DARE people call Dan boring when he orchestrated pretty much every fight in big brother 10, when he came up with nomination roulette for fun, when he hosted his own funeral, when he made THE BIGGEST blindside ever by getting Danielle to use the pov on him and then sending her showmance packing…in both of the seasons he was in, he was the center of attention and don’t you DARE downplay his game just because he’s a straight white male

(via vetoing)

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via wildyouth12)

misterandry:

blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

(via airconditionerxo)

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via telapathetic)

bagmilk:

when you sing a song in your head and then it plays on the radio

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(Source: heteroh, via heart)