spikesboyfriend:

Mark Ruffalo is so cute. I imagine him sitting in his tag just waiting for a random post to pop up that makes him smile and he’s just like, “Your post made me smile. Now I’m gonna reblog it with a little anecdote and make you smile!”

What an angelface.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-dalek)

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via legalmexican)

mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

(via humoristics)

astronorner:

Things to look forward to in October
1. Halloweentown
2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar’s Revenge
3. Halloweentown High
4. Return to Hallloweentown

(via zackisontumblr)

tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

(via heart)

This season of Big Brother

  • Houseguests: "Zach no."
  • Zach: "Zach yes."
  • Julie: "ZACH NO."
  • Zach: "ZACH YES! YOU FRUIT-LOOP DINGUSES!"

ryancrobert:

THIS ENTIRE SEASON WAS WORTH IT JUST FOR FRANKIE’S FACE HEARING ZACH DONNY AND NICOLE ALL BEAT HIM FOR AFP ON THE SEASON WHERE THEY HAD THE MOST VOTES EVER

(via vetoing)

thegeekyblonde:

and for my next prank, i take a metal bat to the throats of youtubers who make money off sexually harassing women in the street

(via bzzthoven)